The 5 Stages of Coping With Technology Failure

So recently I've been struggling with the world of technology. I'm not getting emails, some of them won't send properly, I keep leaving my laptop under piles of papers so I can't find it, and today the digitizer in my cellphone broke (that's the thing that registers your finger as a cursor). Because of all these woeful events I've been inspired to make this list for you, and I'm calling it The 5Stages of Coping With Technology Failure.

1.) Surprise!

What's this? A crack in my screen? Oh no! What do I do?


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2.) Denial

Oh this isn't so bad. Maybe if I just turn it off and back on again..........

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3.) Panic

Nothing is working! What will I do? This is an emergency! DEF-CON 7! CODE RED! CALL IN THE NATIONAL GUARD!


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4.) Acceptance

Ok...... It's broken....... I'll have to bite the bullet and fix it.


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5.) Hunger

Alright, I've spent my life's savings on fixing this piece of plastic and glass so I'll be sneaking into my parent's house to find food for three months, but at least now I can check Twitter!!!


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So that's my week so far...... I hope you've enjoyed this hot mess of a blog post and I'll see you soon adventurers!
-Allie